Hey! Thanks for stopping by. I’m glad you’re here. Welcome! Come in and take off your clothes, oops I mean shoes. LOL! Then, let down your guard and leave your ego at the door, as they are not needed with me. Just be yourself!
My chosen pseudonym in this realm of clandestine relationships is Lauren Brooks. And…..one of the most important things to know about me that that I do not take well to conformity. So instead of feeding you a bunch of BS “smoke & mirrors” by telling you how I am the ultimate this and best that, or listing my interests and accomplishments as though you’re reading a resume, I’d rather tell you who I REALLY am.
At 40, I am probably NOT your average woman. I like to think of myself as a bit of a smartass with a helluva sense of humor who doesn’t take herself too seriously. I’m not perfect (and make no claim to be), but rather secure in my femininity and know how to treat a man. I am a “new millennium” kind of woman who CHOOSES this lifestyle as my contribution to manhood & masculinity worldwide. I just wanna add a little spark to your life cuz you deserve it!
And yes! There’s more to this story, but that can wait. Get over here! I’m dying to meet you.